On September 11, 2001 A demonically dastardly deed was done Planes were crashed into office towers The President, he certainly did glower
Over three thousand citizens were killed Horrifically, many graves were filled The President vowed to punish this murderer A catastrophe such as this, he didn't want another
But right under his very nose He allows Big Tobacco to write embellished prose About their deadly product, shown in the media This dastardly deed he doesn't take heed of
Tobacco addiction kills five hundred thousand per year In his fair country, citizens held dear By grieving relatives across the land Who is the murderer that we should brand?