Lady, could you please sign for this urgent delivery Hold it just a second, I have an important inquiry Exactly who is this parcel of nicotine for Don't just think that you can go rushing out that door
I'm not completely sure, all I know is it is urgent The truck's parked in a no-park, that's why I am impatient Could you wait while I find out who wants this smelly bundle Then I'll know just where I should take it on my trundle
Hello Mr Heart, did you by chance order some nicotine You must be joking, it makes me feel so unclean Mr Lungs, was it you who put in this order of top priority Certainly not, oh no, oh no, it never would have been me
Mrs Veins, did you make this imperative request Not me, I find nicotine so constrictive, it is something I detest But you could try Miss Bones, she who has her nose up in the air Lord only knows what she might order, ring her if you dare
Excuse me Miss Bones, but I wonder if I could trouble you with a question Did you perchance order some nicotine to help you with your digestion You silly fool, don't bother me with inquiries of such stupidity It's plainly obvious that nicotine will do nothing good for me
Mr Courier, I think there has been some kind of mistake Your package will only give these people some kind of ache Please leave immediately and take your parcel with you Your time of departure has become long overdue