Denver has a collar and Denver has a leash Now he has a "to do" list, I hope that he is pleased Morning tasks include having a gentle stretch Then saying to his mistress, it's time that he was fed
Lapping up his milk and giving his biscuits a good crunch Will see him through until he can beg some tasty tidbits for his lunch Scanning the list he sees that he must perform some calisthenics His demeanour instantaneously transforms into full on energetic
There are some finer details which mention sniffing every tree With protocol dictating that he must also spray them with a pee Denver is most assiduous at performing his to do tasks Twice is not how many times he has to be asked
Upon arrival home the next chore can never be omitted Thundering full length down the hallway is one to which he is committed Then playing a game with Muffin Man, his favourite stuffed toy Shaking it violently from side to side renders him in paroxysms of joy
He ticks off his assignments and prepares for what is coming next Oh, jumping on the lounge for cuddles, now that one can be checked Denver goes to bed secure that all his tasks have been completed Tomorrow? Don't tell me that they all must be repeated.