I've got a great idea, you can do it on the cheap Do-It-Yourself Aversion Therapy, it's a bit of a cheat Each time you light up a smoke Give yourself a bit of a cough and a choke
Each time you suck on a fag Suck on a poison too, you'll find it a drag On the occasion a cigarette you puff Spray noxious fumes in the air, awful smelling stuff
When you feel you must just have some nicotine Grab a little tray that is all nice and clean And fill it with a disgusting, unspeakable filth Your desire may diminish, it may start to wilt
If this version of aversion just does not work Then tell yourself that you're a bit of a berk Come on, you must be, I'm not trying to be cruel But come on, admit it, you're a bit of a fool Alessandra Liverani, 2003