Oh wondrous cigarette of many different brands How many you have helped across our widespread lands I bow before you, Almighty God Not for a second do I think you are a fraud
Exalted Cigarette who has lovingly bestowed Your might and strength, which have generously towed All of your worshippers through their obstacle filled days Yes, you have helped them graciously in so many, many ways
I put my humble self completely at your mercy To think you have no power would be a complete heresy Your guidance and help are absolutely essential Whatever your philosophy, even if existential
I bow before you, completely prostrate I submit myself wholly, my passion never to abate With religious fervour of the highest scale Without your comforting presence, I'll emit a high-pitched wail Alessandra Liverani, 2003