Can someone please tell me I'd like to know as well What gossip a dog catches up on When around the place it smells
It sounds very interesting, spicy The very latest in slanderous news Because dogs just can't wait to catch up on it They want to hear the most recent reviews
If you let them loose from their confines They'll rush to the nearest news stand And sniff greedily at the tabloids In a language we just don't understand
I would love to be Dr Doolittle Even if it were only for a day Because I could listen in as well And reply with shock 'Oh I say'