Little kids believe in Santa Claus That doesn't give us cause to pause But some grown up adults believe with grim determination That cigarettes are their daily salvation
If you try to say that cigarette gnomes don't exist They'll just say don't you mess around with myths Don't try to question and probe at black magic The results will inevitably be tragic
What may seem illogical and highly inexplicable Is something from which it is extremely inextricable So don't try to ask for a rational explanation Just accept there is necessitation for incessant noxious inhalation