Jemima, I was extremely annoyed just the other day I went to the Department of Licences in Elsincourt Way And waited a full hour in a very long queue And do you know what they told me to do?
They told me that Special Permits can only be obtained From The Department of Special Permits in Buckingham Lane Way, way over on the other side of town They shut at three thirty, I'd have to hurry on down
Well, I waited in a queue even longer over there And when I got to the counter, I gave the clerk such a glare I explained that I needed the Special Permit to stop smoking And she looked up at me as if I were joking
She told me that they were not needed any more That I could stop smoking anytime, of that she was sure It was stated quite plainly in Section III Paragraph IV Of the "Stop Smoking Anytime You Like" Statutory Law Alessandra Liverani, 2005