Dave, I brung a new boxer What kind of punch has he got? Can't see him around Wally Don't worry Dave, you'll see him a lot
But I can't see him Oh, you'll see him soon enough Now get your gloves on 'Cos this match'll be tough
Watcha waitin' for Dave Start sparring with the guy But I can't see him Wally Can't ya, well give it a try
He just hit ya right in the guts And that one, that was fair in the .... Did ya feel it, right where it hurts, Dave No Wally I didn't, you're startin' to rave
You'll see him alright, and he'll become so real And each punch that he throws, you'll certainly feel He can throw punches from all over the place This challenger I brung for you to face
You're right Wally, I can see him so real He just smacked me hard, like I was raw veal He just smacked me again, near knocked me down I tried to punch back, but he stepped right around
Dave, I'm trying to tell you how cigarettes work 'Cos I don't want you to be such a berk They'll take hold of your mind with a vice like grip And believe me, it sure ain't no pleasant trip