The pair of them were just like two peas in a pod Although one was light of step and the other heavy trod If you didn't know better you'd say that they were twins Except one carried a constant scowl and the other a permanent grin
I couldn't believe how they were so very, very alike Even if one had skin of ebony and the other had almost white If you used them to play cards, you'd be yelling out snap It didn't matter that one was a refined lady and her partner a burly chap
When they looked across the table, it must be like seeing a reflection Although one was grossly deformed and the other sheer perfection They were two carbon copies, and one was certainly no slouch Although the other was a potato of the variety couch
I always used to struggle in telling them apart Except one had quiet bowels and the other inclined to fart!