Smokers love to live in Fantasy Land They swim in its warm waters and play with its white sand Listen to the announcements piped through its loudspeakers They haven't ever found a place that is any sweeter
In Fantasy Land they find that there are many benefits Being a smoking addict, they don't ever have to admit That it is such a burden to carry on your back As well as turning your lungs a nasty shade of black
Sometimes they take a trip over to Reality Land In a helicopter, but it doesn't go as planned Because they merely hover twenty metres above And then head back to the place that they love