You're sitting at your desk, trying to concentrate When suddenly the loudspeaker crackles with a voice that just can't wait THIS IS A TEST ONLY, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE You then sit waiting expectantly, just a little bit on edge
For the certain piercing screech of the office fire alarm It is warning you to leave, so that you'll stay out of harm Yet you stubbornly stay put, continue working at your desk Because you know that this is just merely a test
So when you here the urgent ringing of the nicotine bell I suggest you just stay put, you'd really be as well Because there is no fire that's going to cause you harm It is a test only, an extremely false alarm Alessandra Liverani, 2003