You think you're such a rebel, with that smoke resting in your hand But you're an obsequious slave to an inner command When you awake each morning, you're ordered to light up And you would never disobey, you're a very obedient little pup
Then a short time later, this command to you is repeated Drag deeply, I'll give you pleasure which is meted In miniscule doses, I hold a very tight rein Dare to disobey me, and you will have to explain
Explain to me why you have not lit up that fag, you dared Oh, it's bad for your health, well tell someone who cares Don't give me weak excuses that it takes up lots of money You smoke it now, right now, you silly little bunny
You think you'll wait until tomorrow to break free Ha! Not a chance, you will only take orders from me And when I say light up a smoke, you'll just respond meekly with a nod I don't want to have to get out my electric cattle prod