If a non-smoker feels anxious or feels rather sad They won't suck on a fag because they think that that's mad If a non-smoker is lonely or has been quite frightened They won't pull out a gasper, because they're enlightened
When a non-smoker rises from their bed every morning They won't think of a fag and it's not because of the warnings If a non-smoker needs to pass an hour or two They won't have a cigarette, because it's something they'd never do
Why do they never, no matter how they're feeling Turn to a cigarette, an object thought healing By those who smoke them at the drop of a hat Why do they never, can you tell me that?
I'll tell you the reason, it's one to remember They do not perceive a fag as anything tender Would you turn to a smelly, disgusting, poisonous weed If you were in trouble, that'd be a very strange creed