I wrote a funny poem, and then I wrote one more After several years I'd written twice a score Humour With Lemon Pepper Sauce sounded a title good to me So I went to a recording studio and put the lot on a CD
This fabulous fiesta I hope provides a feast For all digestive systems, children's not the least Currently my CD's are sitting patiently in their cases Strewn around my abode in tucked away places
I'd love to get them out there, proudly on display But so far all I'm hearing is nay, nay, nay I'm hoping to find someone who's heard of the word yes It's only a tiny word but it can lead to great success
In the common vernacular it's called a win/win situation One that culminates in a joyful celebration I raise my glass to those who don't shout no, no, no But are willing to give my CD a red hot go